Little Lambs of Amazingness

Wait! Don’t stop reading just cuz this is a repost. This part right here is BRAND NEW!

Tonight my absolutely favorite sports person (well, besides Bob Boone) Petros Papadakis sang the LONG Timmy Time theme live on the Tim Conway, Jr. show.

A-mazing.

It is with no hyperbole that I tell you it was one of those talk radio moments that I’ll always remember. Timmy Time is SO important, you guys.

From January 25, 2011…

Here’s a scene from my Pre-Timmy Time life…

Me: Oh, 7:01. Hm. Tim’s coming on soon. Let me just finish this episode of House Hunters/wash these dishes/organize my earrings/look up the lyrics to the Raveonettes’ You Want the Candy online and I’ll catch TCJ in a bit.

Here’s a scene from my Timmy Time (long edition) life…

Me: Oh, 7:01. (To everyone who happens to be in my house or car…) TIMMY TIME – FOUR MINUTES!!!!! Turn on KFI/turn up volume/tell friends and family to please shut up and get ready to sing.

And then.

Similar to that initial low, bassy, electronic vacuum-sounding buzz that kicks of the Main Street Electrical Parade composition, the opening notes of Timmy Time are evocative and pregnant with verisimilitude.

Everyone becomes instantly enchanted and mesmerized. Then we sing. And dance. And celebrate. And we listen to KFI for three straight hours.

Timmy Time is important. We need it back. It’s a celebration of community and humanity and freedom.

It’s America. In the best way possible.

P.S. If you believe in America, please LIKE - Bring Back the LONG Timmy Time Theme on the Tim Conway, Jr. Show. Thanks. You’re a huge stud.

Dear Robin,

You’re a girl. I’m a girl. Sure, you’re a high-powered radio executive and you’d probably prefer to be called a woman. Well, I’m a wildly successful talk radio blogger – so what? In our hearts, we’re girls.

So let’s play a little game of Truth or Dare. Except only Truth. Because I have no desire to run outside in my bra. (I will, however, email you a super hot picture of my boobs in a tank top if you ask nicely.)

OK. I’ll go first. TRUTH: In season 2 of American Idol, I voted for Clay Aiken. My ex-husband told me to vote for Ruben Studdard. And I didn’t. Why? Out of spite.

Your turn. Having trouble? I’ll help. TRUTH: You’re making a huge deal of the length of the Timmy Time theme. Why? Out of spite.

See…we’re the same.

I feel kinda bad for my coup d’Clay. Because it was a childish thing to do and I’m a nice person. I shouldn’t do low-end things like that.

It’s too late for me but you still have time to change. Be high-end and let those studs play their song.

BFFs 4Ever,
Jen <3

Hair of Gold, Like Their Mother

Please allow me to sing you a song…(btw, I sing in italics)…

Here’s the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
That’s the way we all became the Brady Bunch.

Isn’t that the greatest TV theme song ever? What?! I missed a few verses? No no, that’s all you need, right? Couple of lines and get right to the hilarious hijinx (or high jinx if you’re fancy) of those wacky Brady kids? No?

Are you seriously trying to tell me the theme is integral to the show in addition to being fun? Pffft. Tell that to Robin Bertolucci. She knows best.

P.S. The above is an example of dramatic irony. (I think. I may have been hungover the day we learned about that in school.)

P.P.S. Please take a sec and LIKE Bring Back the LONG Timmy Time Theme on the Tim Conway, Jr. Show on Facebook. Thank you. Your hair looks really cute today.

Spectacular Festival Pageant of Nighttime Magic and Imagination

Here’s a scene from my Pre-Timmy Time life…

Me: Oh, 7:01. Hm. Tim’s coming on soon. Let me just finish this episode of House Hunters/wash these dishes/organize my earrings/look up the lyrics to the Raveonettes’ You Want the Candy online and I’ll catch TCJ in a bit.

Here’s a scene from my Timmy Time (long edition) life…

Me: Oh, 7:01. (To everyone who happens to be in my house or car…) TIMMY TIME – FOUR MINUTES!!!!! Turn on KFI/turn up volume/tell friends and family to please shut up and get ready to sing.

And then.

Similar to that initial low, bassy, electronic vacuum-sounding buzz that kicks of the Main Street Electrical Parade composition, the opening notes of Timmy Time are evocative and pregnant with verisimilitude.

Everyone becomes instantly enchanted and mesmerized. Then we sing. And dance. And celebrate. And we listen to KFI for three straight hours.

Timmy Time is important. We need it back. It’s a celebration of community and humanity and freedom.

It’s America. In the best way possible.

P.S. If you believe in America, please LIKE – Bring Back the LONG Timmy Time Theme on the Tim Conway, Jr. Show. Thanks. You’re a huge stud.